watsonwarrior:

I personally think that this gif

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is much funnier when reversed

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maraglen:

phonecallfromgod:

Being a Canadian is confusing because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.

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shmegel:

preferred pronouns: old sport

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

theshieldtech:

arms-and-arrows:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED FROM A GIF.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS

HIS GLORIOUS ARMS ARE COMING AT ME IN 3D

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

theshieldtech:

arms-and-arrows:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED FROM A GIF.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS

HIS GLORIOUS ARMS ARE COMING AT ME IN 3D

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

shne:

castielofasgard:

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Best. Investment. Ever.

staff:

Stay in school, kids!

staff:

Stay in school, kids!

ktshy:

drawing-bored:

isn’t sass an emotional response?

The human half brings the sass.