May 29th, 2012 at 8:30PM
Eight astronauts strapped to the back of a bomb.: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
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May 29th, 2012 at 8:29PM

greatestbeardedmale:

n0rvana:

i feel like dug is an accurate representation of tumblr

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

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May 29th, 2012 at 8:25PM

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May 29th, 2012 at 8:25PM

masterassassino:

Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised. 

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May 29th, 2012 at 8:23PM

evilnerdproductions:

#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

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May 29th, 2012 at 8:23PM

devonwood:

well if the entire olympic stadium goes missing, that is no longer the internet’s problem

we tried

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May 29th, 2012 at 7:26PM
  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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May 29th, 2012 at 6:12PM

Oh how I weep

It hurts my brain to read this.

Can you not put an ‘a’ before ‘nd’ and make an actual word?

Or are all of your vowel keys broken?

Is this really what the world has come to? Horrid English everywhere??

May 29th, 2012 at 6:02PM

misstsuliu:

If you can watch the making of too, you should. This video is absolutely amazing 0-0 and really damn tedious while filming I’m sure.

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May 29th, 2012 at 5:46PM
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spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

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May 29th, 2012 at 5:39PM

animatedcaty:

opendolls:

#can you fix my goddamn heart? #NO YOU CAN’T

I watched an episode of Psych the other day in which Sean and Gus are at a farm that’s been dug up in several places

Sean: It’s like that Sigourney Weaver movie
Gus: Aliens? Alien.
Sean: No the one with Shia LaBeouf and all the holes everywhere.
Gus: Alien Resurrection?

My poor heart exploded. 

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May 29th, 2012 at 5:34PM

missandlandamongthestarslol replied to your post: LOL YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THIS.

what website was that? I’d like to try it

It’s through Miami’s career services so you have to have a Miami log in to use it :/ sorry!

It’s similar to careercrusing though

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May 29th, 2012 at 5:11PM

LOL YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THIS.

I’m doing this career thing and it matches careers with different parts (your values, interests, personality, etc).

I had my values listed as helping others, income, and tangible results.

LOOK WHAT I GOT.

AEROSPACE ENGINEER. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

IT’S FUNNY FOR SO MANY REASONS.

ONE. I WOULD BE SO AWFUL AT THAT.

TWO. THAT’S WHAT DAVID IS MAJORING IN. (CONGRATS, YOU HAVE A BRIGHT OUTLOOK IN THE JOB MARKET)

THREE. THE NATIONAL AVERAGE SALARY IS 96,000 BUT HUMAN FACTORS PSYCHOLOGISTS ANNND INDUSTRIAL-ORGANIZATIONAL PSYCHOLOGISTS AVERAGE 102,000 ACCORDING TO THIS.

GOD. THIS IS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME.

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May 29th, 2012 at 4:28PM

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May 29th, 2012 at 1:46PM

Making my schedule for next year…

So far, first semester is 17 hours… If I do precalc instead of calc—which would be good since I haven’t ever had precalc.

But if I have to take calc instead since that’s where they placed me, I’ll have 19 hours…

For the Spring semester I have 19 hours if I get to move on to PSY 293 (four hours) instead of waiting for sophomore year and I take all three business classes (two are linked and total four hours, the other is three hours).

But if that doesn’t work out, there are multiple other combinations (in which I’d be taking PSY 221 which is three hours):

  • Seven business hours and three psych for 18 hours
  • Four business hours and three psych for 15 hours
  • Three business hours and three psych for 14 hours (which is too low for me I think)

(The other hours are 5 from Calc and 3 from Spanish)

There is also a possibility of taking some Parkland classes over next summer to either do some intro psych classes (I have to do five total) or take an equivalent to Business Computing.

I just hope things go well when I sign up for classes at the end of this week…